Why did the martini glass go to the gym? To work on its stem. Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance &… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Martini Glass

 A guy asks for a martini so dry he needs a glass of water on the side just to swallow. Part of the 72 Bar… Read More »1997 Archive: The Dry Martini

 “The Dude” walks into a bar… wait, that’s next year. A guy who thinks he’s “The Dude” walks in and orders a White Russian. Part of the… Read More »1997 Vintage: The White Russian

 A guy orders an Old Fashioned. The bartender says, “Your grandfather called, he wants his drink back.” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997… Read More »1997 Archive: The Old Fashioned

 A guy takes a shot of Jäger. The bartender asks, “How is it?” The guy says, “It tastes like I’m about to make a decision… Read More »1997 Archive: The Jagermeister

 A lemon drop walks into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re sweet, but you’ve got a sour attitude.” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Lemon Drop

 A guy orders a Mudslide. The bartender says, “Watch out, it’s a slippery slope.” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance &… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Mudslide

 A guy asks, “Who is Tom Collins?” The bartender says, “He’s the guy you’ll be looking for when you can’t find your car.” Part of… Read More »1997 Classic: The Tom Collins

 A guy slams his drink on the bar. The bartender slams his fist on the counter. The guy says, “Nice, we’re jamming!” Part of the… Read More »1997 Archive: The Tequila Slammer

 A guy orders a Rum and Coke. The bartender asks, “Is Pepsi okay?” The guy says, “Is Monopoly money okay?” Part of the 72 Bar… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Rum and Coke