1997 Archive: The Dry Martini

A guy asks for a martini so dry he needs a glass of water on the side just to swallow.

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@WebTV_Viewer09/01/2014 09:32Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Pi_Mathematics09/16/2009 07:32Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Korn_Follower10/21/2008 17:53Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Blink_182_Mark02/21/2000 12:33What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H07/11/2006 17:35Is it cos I is funny? Respect!