A guy orders a Mudslide. The bartender says, “Watch out, it’s a slippery slope.”
Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
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Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
2024 Classic: The Hazy IPA Fatigue
"I want a beer I can actually see through." "Coming right up, gr...read more »
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In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
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In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!