1997 Archive: The Jagermeister

A guy takes a shot of Jäger. The bartender asks, “How is it?” The guy says, “It tastes like I’m about to make a decision I’ll regret in the morning.”

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@MIRC_Operator04/04/2001 18:14/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Unix_Wizard02/26/2014 01:46sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Kernel_Panic_9801/03/2015 11:54This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Goonies_Never_D05/04/2002 15:37Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Dancing_Baby_9612/16/2010 23:21Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Ermahgerd_Girl11/04/2015 02:54ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Hat_Tip_Sir05/28/2011 19:27M’lady... this joke is superb.