1997 Archive: The Tequila Slammer

A guy slams his drink on the bar. The bartender slams his fist on the counter. The guy says, “Nice, we’re jamming!”

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@Tamagotchi_Dad12/02/2011 12:06Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Emule_Donkey12/20/2010 13:37Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Dexter_Lab_Fan06/24/2009 04:08Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Heathers_Winona12/14/2005 13:34Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Star_Wars_Kid01/11/1999 12:52I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Overly_Attached08/28/2009 10:25I’m watching you... read this joke!

@Believe_It_Or_N11/04/2005 14:29I choose to believe it’s funny.

@Mobile_Web_0111/27/2014 23:22Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!