1997 Archive: The Old Fashioned

A guy orders an Old Fashioned. The bartender says, “Your grandfather called, he wants his drink back.”

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@Retro_Gamer_Girl06/27/2009 09:22Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Optical_Mouse_9904/02/2012 12:50I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Orange_Mocha_F11/26/2003 07:52Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Loituma_Girl09/15/2013 01:05Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Pwnage_King12/03/1995 00:55Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Ultima_Online_V03/10/2014 23:13Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

@Keep_Calm_Fan10/20/1996 23:51Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.