“The Dude” walks into a bar… wait, that’s next year. A guy who thinks he’s “The Dude” walks in and orders a White Russian.
Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.