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1997 Vintage: The White Russian

 “The Dude” walks into a bar… wait, that’s next year. A guy who thinks he’s “The Dude” walks in and orders a White Russian.

Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Student_Life_0108/25/2009 09:35Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Ninja_Turtle_R06/24/2005 23:09Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Shagadelic_9710/15/2000 09:46This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Bernie_Mittens02/02/1999 13:01I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Railgun_Sniper10/01/2007 04:29I saw that laugh coming from across the map.

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