A guy orders a round of Kamikazes. The bartender says, “Going down in style, I see.” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Kamikaze

 A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “What’s the best drink for someone who wants to be famous?” The bartender says, “A… Read More »1997 Legacy: The “Wannabe”

 A guy asks for more fruit in his drink. The bartender hands him a fruit salad with a splash of rum. Part of the 72… Read More »1997 Archive: The Fruit Garnish

 A guy orders a Zima. The whole bar stops talking. He says, “It’s for my… cat?” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail… Read More »1997 Classic: The Zima

 A guy orders a Heineken. The bartender says, “Ah, a man of international mystery.” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance &… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Heineken

 The bartender yells, “Last call for 1997!” A guy says, “Wait, I haven’t finished my Blue Hawaiian yet!” The bartender says, “Drink up, 1998 is… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Last Call

 A guy orders a Blue Curaçao drink. He takes a sip and says, “This tastes like a swimming pool.” The bartender says, “That’s the 1997… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Deep Blue Sea

 Why was the olive lonely? Because the onion moved to a Gibson. Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls”… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Martini Olive

 A guy says, “This bourbon isn’t aged enough.” The bartender says, “It’s been in the bottle since you started that sentence.” Part of the 72… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Bourbon Snob

 A guy orders a Bud Light. The bartender says, “The water fountain is down the hall.” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail… Read More »1997 Classic: The Bud Light