A guy orders a Blue Curaçao drink. He takes a sip and says, “This tastes like a swimming pool.” The bartender says, “That’s the 1997 aesthetic, pal.”
Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Better than 16-bit graphics!
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Professional humor for professional people.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!