1997 Legacy: The Heineken

A guy orders a Heineken. The bartender says, “Ah, a man of international mystery.”

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@Winamp_Skin_Maker02/24/1996 18:13Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@XFiles_Spooky_M07/02/2005 14:14Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Korn_Follower06/21/2013 03:42Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Dale_Doback_Fan05/31/2001 17:15Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@StrongBad_Mail11/25/1998 02:30I’m checking my email and I found a winner!