The bartender yells, “Last call for 1997!” A guy says, “Wait, I haven’t finished my Blue Hawaiian yet!” The bartender says, “Drink up, 1998 is looking even more colorful.”
Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Best result I ever found on a search engine.
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
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I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!