A guy walks into a bar and starts crying. The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The guy says, “I forgot to feed my digital pet and it died right next to the bowl of pretzels.”
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I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Letting this joke through the port.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
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