1997 Legacy: The Umbrella Drink Part 2

A guy complains his tiny umbrella is broken. The bartender says, “It’s 1997, everything is a little fragile.”

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@Lion_King_Simba10/07/1996 17:28Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@MTV_Unplugged03/21/2004 05:12Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Web_Crawler_9609/02/2006 03:55Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

@Annoying_Orange11/08/2011 00:21Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

@I_See_What_You10/19/1997 07:06I see what you did there. Clever!