1997 Vintage: The Bar Snacks

A guy asks, “Are these peanuts free?” The bartender says, “The peanuts are free, the salt is five dollars.”

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@Xanga_Skin_Maker05/24/2006 16:50This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.