1997 Legacy: The Chumbawamba

A guy gets knocked down by a strong drink. He gets up again. The bartender says, “You’re never gonna keep him down.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

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A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

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In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »

@Lycos_Dog05/27/2011 14:26Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Java_Applet_User02/01/2002 19:58This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Msdos_Expert08/19/2011 22:42DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette11/23/2002 18:25I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Evolution_Dance04/07/1999 23:30The history of humor in one post.