A guy walks into a trendy new cigar bar. He says, “I can’t see the bartender.” A voice through the smoke says, “I can’t see you either, just leave the money on the cloud.”
Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Very Demure
A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
I choose to believe it’s funny.