1997 Classic: The Pool Table

A guy hits a ball off the table. The bartender says, “That’s a foul.” The guy says, “No, that’s an escape attempt.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

Part Two: A guy walks in wearing a stillsuit and riding a giant w...read more »

Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

@StarWars_Nerd06/20/2014 10:49The farce is strong with this one!

@Geocities_Neighbor03/19/2015 14:52Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Macarena_Dancer09/20/2010 01:33Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Jurassic_Park_Grant06/28/2000 15:20They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Binary_Boy10/05/2007 09:5001001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Nirvana_Teen04/29/2015 09:50Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Harambe_Memories06/25/2002 18:23Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).