The neon sign flickers. A guy says, “That’s Morse code for ‘have another’.”
Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
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A classic from the Spanish web too!