A guy orders Tequila Gold. The bartender says, “You know that’s just caramel coloring, right?” The guy says, “Don’t ruin the magic.”
Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A joke about nothing? Love it!
I am crying... with laughter!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
That was intense... and funny!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
My fist is clenched... with joy!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Tapping my way to a good mood.