1997 Classic: The Bartender’s Secret

“The secret to a good 1997 cocktail is adding enough sugar to hide the fact that you’re drinking cheap gin.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

"I'm a hand-carved sphere. I'm very demure."Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

@Independence_Day12/14/2013 07:53Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Voodoo_3dfx12/12/1995 01:25The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Oracle_Says08/18/2013 21:39I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Wrestling_Nut10/17/2007 09:09Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@About_Dot_Com12/11/1996 03:30The human guide to online humor.

@Browser_War_V03/08/2009 11:39Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.