A guy orders a vodka and a new drink called “Red Bull.” An hour later, he’s trying to bar-hop by actually jumping over the bars.
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The Roman Drink
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
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