Why was the shaker so noisy? It was trying to wake up the spirits.
Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Very Demure
A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
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The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
2024 Classic: The Moana 2
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
I’m watching you... read this joke!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
M’lady... this joke is superb.
Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.