2012 Vintage: The Wreck-It Logic

“I’m bad, and that’s good.” I said this after forgetting her birthday. It didn’t work. I am just bad.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

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I sent my avatar to her sister’s wedding. She sent her avatar to...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »

The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »

@Lara_Croft_9606/25/2004 21:15Found a real treasure with this one.

@Winamp_Skin_Maker04/14/2008 14:44Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Futurama_Bender08/16/2007 00:34Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Fight_Club_Tyler02/20/2004 14:43The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Marla_Singer_Fan10/26/2011 16:24A joke for the end of the world.

@Nyan_Cat_Space10/25/2011 21:01Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Midi_Background05/11/2001 22:28Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Infoseek_Explorer08/22/1996 11:47Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.