2006 Legacy: The Wii

My wife and I played Wii Sports. She got so competitive in boxing that she accidentally punched me in the ear and then asked if I “felt the realism.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »

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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

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@ICQ_Master9908/08/2004 06:20Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Java_Applet_User04/21/2012 00:52This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Msdos_Expert06/04/2012 06:41DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Jurassic_Park_Grant08/19/2011 00:36They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Pizza_Pizza_9909/06/2006 15:14Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Beavis_Cornholio02/17/2002 11:10I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Tina_Eat_Food07/18/2010 00:37Tina, you fat lard, come read this!