A guy walks into a bar and orders a White Russian. The bartender says, “Careful, man, there’s a beverage here!”
Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
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75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Moo Deng
A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says,...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!