2012 Archive: The Whiskey Sour

“As sour as the face of a guy who just realized the world isn’t ending and he has to go to work tomorrow.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

A guy walks in and asks for a Nuka-Cola. The bartender gives him...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

The copper mug remains the most stable element in the universe.P...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan07/19/2011 01:21I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Beanie_Baby_Collector06/16/1997 03:45This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Campus_King04/30/1997 07:02The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@StoneCold_31606/05/2012 08:10And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Linkin_Park_Fan07/03/1997 10:04In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Captain_Obvious07/28/2006 03:31This is a comment on a funny joke.

@Net_Neutrality11/28/2013 18:14Equality for all jokes!