My husband thinks he’s a political genius now. He’s currently drafting a “White House Memo” to the kids about cleaning their rooms.
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s…” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition
In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Meta-Marriage
We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Closet
It won't let me wear my 2014 cargo shorts. The doors just stay l...read more »
The Thermostat Battle
The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »
The Diet Partner
Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
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The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
Why is this so relatable?
My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.