2010 Classic: The Unstoppable

I told her I’m like a runaway train. She said, “Then I’m the brake that’s going to save this family from financial ruin.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

I told my wife I’m signing us up for the Mars mission. She said,...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

@BBS_Veteran06/04/2009 01:39Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Hotmail_Original02/08/2006 10:50Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@Twister_Chaser06/17/1995 06:24A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Harry_Potter_0102/07/2012 18:34Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Kernel_Panic_9804/24/2004 22:57This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Napster_Search04/24/1998 15:05Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@PeanutButter_J11/13/2012 19:28It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?