1996 Legacy: The Umbrella Drink

A guy orders a drink with a tiny umbrella. It starts raining in the bar. He’s the only one who stays dry.

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@Matrix_Glitch09/11/2011 07:50There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Full_House_Lover06/07/2012 20:49You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Home_Alone_Kevin07/16/2012 09:16Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@Net_Addict_200012/04/2005 04:14My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Zoolander_Mug06/26/1995 10:49I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Search_Scout_9908/11/2004 08:13Scouting the web for gems like this.

@Flash_Game_Dev01/08/2015 14:39I should make a game about this joke.

@Newgrounds_User09/02/1997 18:30Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!