I told her I’m turning into a giant panda. She said, “You’re already big and hairy, just do the dishes.”
Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
The Bed Space
A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »
2025 Vintage: The Meta-Marriage
We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »
A police officer jumps into his...
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
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2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
A recent study has found that...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
Taking a photo of me laughing!