A guy is sitting at the bar, swiping his thumb across the counter. The bartender asks, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m trying to ‘swipe left’ on this beer. It looked better in its profile picture.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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