Why do blondes…
Why do blondes always wear headphones? So they can listen to their own thoughts.
2025 Classic: Superman (The Movie)
Why is the holiday so “heroic”? Because James Gunn’s new Superman arrived, and we finally have a Man of Steel who looks like he actually… Read More »2025 Classic: Superman (The Movie)
2025 Archive: The Reload
Why did the manager press “Ctrl+Alt+Delete”? To start the next 30 years of Workplace Satire. Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2025 “Project Restore” Edition… Read More »2025 Archive: The Reload
2025 Legacy: The “Human” Signature
Why did the boss sign with a pen? To prove that he still has a “Biological Trace” in a digital world. Part of the 81… Read More »2025 Legacy: The “Human” Signature
2025 Legacy: The Internship
The intern was happy. He was told he was a “Bio-Logic Validator,” which meant he had to prove to the AI that he wasn’t a… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Internship
2023 Vintage: The Pear
We’re a “fruitful” pair of prompt engineers. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Archive: Worst Picture
Why Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey? Because it’s the only movie that makes you miss the days when Pooh only worried about a honey shortage. Part of… Read More »2023 Archive: Worst Picture
2022 Archive: The FIFA World Cup
Why did the lawyer represent the referee? To sue the VAR system for “defamation of a professional split-second decision.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2022 Archive: The FIFA World Cup
2022 Archive: The X-Ray
“Your lungs are clear, but your spine is permanently shaped like a laptop screen.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron”… Read More »2022 Archive: The X-Ray
2022 Legacy: The Nope Movie
“I saw something in the clouds!” “That’s just a weather balloon, Jordan. Stop trying to make everything a spectacle.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Nope Movie