2022 Archive: The X-Ray
“Your lungs are clear, but your spine is permanently shaped like a laptop screen.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron”… Read More »2022 Archive: The X-Ray
2022 Classic: The Student Loan Forgiveness
Why was it such a 2022 battle? Because “Wiping out Debt” is the only thing that makes young voters run to the polls faster than… Read More »2022 Classic: The Student Loan Forgiveness
2021 Vintage: The Tupperware Archaeology
Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a long closure and discovering a frosted plastic container with calcified contents labeled “Parish Festival… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Tupperware Archaeology
2021 Legacy: The Wolf Alice “Blue Weekend”
Why the Mercury Prize hype? For the band making a cinematic rock masterpiece that proved they were the best in Britain. Part of the 42… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Wolf Alice “Blue Weekend”
2021 Archive: The “Squid Game” Fever
Why did politicians love this show? Because it was about people in debt playing deadly games for the amusement of the elite—which is basically just… Read More »2021 Archive: The “Squid Game” Fever
2020 Classic: The Wonder Woman 1984
“I wish for world peace!” “I wish for a theatre that’s actually open so I don’t have to watch this on my laptop while you’re vacuuming.” Part… Read More »2020 Classic: The Wonder Woman 1984
2020 Classic: The Laptop Resolution
Why was “8K” the new dream? So we can see the “Panic” in our own eyes in 33 million pixels. Part of the 74 Office… Read More »2020 Classic: The Laptop Resolution
2019 Classic: The Monitor
Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today. Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2019 Classic: The Monitor
2018 Classic: The Instagram Algorithm
“Why is my feed full of things I just talked about?” “Because the FBI agent in your phone is bored and wants you to buy more specialized… Read More »2018 Classic: The Instagram Algorithm
2017 Legacy: The “Mocking Spongebob”
“HoW mAnY lIgHt BuLbS dOeS iT tAkE?” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget Spinner Spin archive. Historically Verified