Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a long closure and discovering a frosted plastic container with calcified contents labeled “Parish Festival – July 2011.”
Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2021 “Hybrid Services, QR Code Pews & Zoom Confirmation Classes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The farce is strong with this one!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!