Why was Chris Pratt training raptors? Because in 2015, running away from dinosaurs in high heels (looking at you, Bryce Dallas Howard) required professional backup.
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What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
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I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
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