2016 Classic: The AirPods Debut
Why did the CEO look like he had two white cigarette butts in his ears? He got the first AirPods and spent the whole day “flexing” while… Read More »2016 Classic: The AirPods Debut
2016 Archive: The Don’t Breathe
“Don’t make a sound or they’ll hear us!” “Is it a killer?” “No, it’s the kids, and if they wake up, our ‘Netflix and Chill’ is… Read More »2016 Archive: The Don’t Breathe
2016 Vintage: The Sugar
I’m “coating” my excitement in hashtags. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: Jurassic World
Why was Chris Pratt training raptors? Because in 2015, running away from dinosaurs in high heels (looking at you, Bryce Dallas Howard) required professional backup.… Read More »2015 Archive: Jurassic World
2015 Vintage: The Pro-Wrestler
One, but they have to hit the bulb with a ‘RKO out of nowhere’. Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 – The Hotline… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Pro-Wrestler
2014 Vintage: The Gluten-Free Beer
“Does this beer have wheat?” “It’s a Hefeweizen, Steve. It’s 90% wheat.” “Oh, then I’ll have the pizza instead.” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Gluten-Free Beer
2014 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Her win? Because Spike Jonze realized that in the future, we’ll all be in love with our operating systems (and we’re halfway there).… Read More »2014 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
2014 Legacy: The Tinder Swipe
A guy is sitting at the bar, swiping his thumb across the counter. The bartender asks, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m trying… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Tinder Swipe
2014 Classic: The Smartwatch Notification Flash
A deacon continually raising his wrist during the reading, flashing a bright digital screen in the dark pews because his wrist keeps vibrating with text… Read More »2014 Classic: The Smartwatch Notification Flash
2014 Legacy: The Heart 2
“Your heart rate is 150.” “I’m looking at the iPhone 6 Plus price!” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge &… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Heart 2