2009 Archive: The Foursquare
“I’m the Mayor of this bar!” “The Mayor still has to pay for his drinks, pal.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover… Read More »2009 Archive: The Foursquare
2009 Vintage: Kanye vs. Taylor
Why did Dad interrupt the gift opening? Because he saw Mom opening a sweater and shouted, “Yo, Mom, I’m really happy for you, I’mma let… Read More »2009 Vintage: Kanye vs. Taylor
2009 Archive: The King
I’m “ruling.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Compass
I’m “oriented” toward free entertainment. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The Daft Punk “Alive 2007” Tour
Why the pyramid? For the legendary live show that convinced an entire generation of American kids that Electronic Dance Music was the future. Part of… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Daft Punk “Alive 2007” Tour
2007 Vintage: The Amy Winehouse “Rehab” Explosion
Why the “No, No, No”? Because while the song was a global smash, the tragedy behind the lyrics started to feel all too real as… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Amy Winehouse “Rehab” Explosion
2005 Classic: The Poet
“The glass orb, once a sun, now a cold moon.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive. Historically Verified
2005 Archive: The Dog
I’m “barking” up the right server. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Archive: The Ichiro Suzuki Hits Record
Why were the pitchers tired? Because Ichiro got 262 hits in one season, breaking George Sisler’s 84-year-old record and proving he could hit a single… Read More »2004 Archive: The Ichiro Suzuki Hits Record
2004 Classic: The “Welcome to My Life” Simple Plan
“Do you ever feel like breaking down?” Yes, mostly when my dial-up disconnects during a download. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social… Read More »2004 Classic: The “Welcome to My Life” Simple Plan