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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Oregon_Trail_Survivor10/08/2006 00:55You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@Campus_King10/06/2008 00:20The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Rugrats_Tommy02/05/2001 15:59A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@CatDog_Alone01/11/1997 11:21One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Scumbag_Steve_X03/29/2015 23:21Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Stick_Death_Fan12/10/2001 07:15Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

@Fred_Channel_0602/07/2013 12:55HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!