“Do you ever feel like breaking down?” Yes, mostly when my dial-up disconnects during a download. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social… Read More »2004 Classic: The “Welcome to My Life” Simple Plan
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend forever! Part of the 37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2003 Classic: The Ida
Knights of the Old Republic: Why were the kids arguing about “Light Side” vs “Dark Side”? They weren’t talking about the turkey meat; they were… Read More »2003 Archive: Star Wars
Why was productivity down? Everyone was busy discussing who got “The Rose” or who was “The Weakest Link.” Part of the 66 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Reality TV Talk
Why was “The Ketchup Song” a hit? Because in 2002, we were still addicted to nonsensical dances that required zero coordination. Part of the 35… Read More »2002 Classic: Las Ketchup
I’m a magician. I’m just “vanishing.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
Attack of the Clones: Why did Anakin hate sand? Because in 2002, George Lucas decided that “it’s coarse and rough and irritating” was a better pick-up… Read More »2002 Archive: Star Wars
Why did the U.S. pick Cuba? Because “Location, Location, Location” applies to real estate, politics, and “Legal Grey Zones.” Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes:… Read More »2002 Archive: The Guantanamo Bay Opening
What do you call a fish that can’t swim? A “sink-er.” Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2001 Classic: The Fish Tank
Why did 2001 feel so heavy? Because we lost the “Princess of R&B” just as she was becoming the biggest star in the galaxy. Part… Read More »2001 Classic: Aaliyah
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