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2001 Classic: Aaliyah

 Why did 2001 feel so heavy? Because we lost the “Princess of R&B” just as she was becoming the biggest star in the galaxy.

Part of the 39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2001 “Low-Rise & Magic Wands” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Charlie_Bit_Me01/19/2013 20:49Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

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