2003 Classic: The Ida

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend forever!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

@ModemWarrior10/13/2008 20:52I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Fresh_Prince_9008/12/2007 05:58In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Marquee_Text_Fan03/22/2001 11:11<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Challenge_Acc02/27/2010 23:29Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

@Anonymous_User12/01/1996 03:54We are many. We are laughing.