What do you call a fish that can’t swim? A “sink-er.”
Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
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52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
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58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
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Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Plug and Play laughter!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!