2013 Legacy: Record of the Year
Why “Somebody That I Used to Know”? Because now he’s just somebody that we used to see winning Grammys. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2013 Legacy: Record of the Year
2013 Legacy: The “Nuclear” Modernization
Why spend $1 trillion? To make sure that our 1970s missiles have the best 2013 “User Interface” available. Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Nuclear” Modernization
2012 Classic: The “Tactical” iPad 3
Why did the Army buy them? Because nothing says “Modern Soldier” like trying to read a mission briefing on a screen that reflects the sun… Read More »2012 Classic: The “Tactical” iPad 3
2011 Legacy: The James Franco “Drag” Bit
Why did he dress as Marilyn Monroe? To show that he was willing to do anything for the show, except look like he wanted to… Read More »2011 Legacy: The James Franco “Drag” Bit
2011 Classic: The Pitbull “Mr. Worldwide”
Why was the traveler so confident? Because Pitbull told him he was “International,” even if he was only flying from Ohio to Florida. Part of… Read More »2011 Classic: The Pitbull “Mr. Worldwide”
2011 Archive: The FIFA Women’s World Cup
Why was Japan the world’s favorite? Because they beat the USA in a penalty shootout, giving a grieving nation a reason to smile after the… Read More »2011 Archive: The FIFA Women’s World Cup
2010 Classic: The Sangria
“Fruit, wine, and a bit of hope.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2010 Legacy: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this app? Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Canoe
2009 Classic: The Bar Snack
“Are these peanuts 3D?” “No, they’re just peanuts.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2009 Archive: The King
I’m “ruling.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified