Why spend $1 trillion? To make sure that our 1970s missiles have the best 2013 “User Interface” available.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Slaying these jokes one by one.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?