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2013 Legacy: The “Nuclear” Modernization

Why spend $1 trillion? To make sure that our 1970s missiles have the best 2013 “User Interface” available.

Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X08/20/2012 17:50Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@WAP_Navigator12/01/2011 15:07Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Buffy_Summers_9712/02/1998 17:35Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Talladega_N_R09/22/2007 21:04If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Woman_Yelling_C03/12/1996 04:37The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Reddit_Original03/12/1995 17:53The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Ultima_Online_V06/13/2001 02:27Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

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