2009 Classic: The Bar Snack

“Are these peanuts 3D?” “No, they’re just peanuts.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Happy New Year! 2025 is going to be the year we finally find ou...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

A guy asks, "Are you not entertained?!" while eating a bowl of p...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

@CoolSkater9806/14/2003 16:08Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Fresh_Prince_Will11/05/2007 23:36Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.

@Harry_Potter_Ron09/18/2003 01:49Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Diva_Plavalaguna08/31/2001 20:42The highest note of humor!

@Dexter_Lab_Fan10/11/2015 09:17Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Evil_Kermit_M01/04/2002 15:16Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@StrongBad_Mail03/22/1999 03:36I’m checking my email and I found a winner!