2009 Archive: The King

I’m “ruling.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m just your "bold" type of 2025er.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

I’ve got a "juicy" gossip from the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I met a version of myself that was actually productive. It was a...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

I’m "organizing" my virtual memories.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

I’m the "talk" of the neural net.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "weaving" through the 6G web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid02/17/2015 15:42Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes09/07/2010 04:04Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Quake_Fragger08/28/2009 17:34M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Harry_Potter_0107/25/2007 14:20Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Full_House_Michelle06/13/2010 00:12You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Animorphs_X08/30/2006 05:12I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Powerpuff_Bubbs08/19/2012 10:20Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real05/06/2009 02:36I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@IMVU_Chatter06/04/2002 10:283D laughs are the best!