Why was Japan the world’s favorite? Because they beat the USA in a penalty shootout, giving a grieving nation a reason to smile after the tsunami.
Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2011 “Mavs’ Revenge & The Aguero Moment” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Non-Stop" Soccer Calendar
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The Soccer Mistake
A goal-oriented humor for the pitch.Why was the soccer ball so ti...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Lamine Yamal" 18th Birthday
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A man joins a soccer team...
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At y...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1997 “Ear-Bites & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 1997, sports went from "intense" to "completely insane." It wa...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2017 “28-3 & The Swiss Renaissance” Edition
In 2017, the word "impossible" was officially removed from the di...read more »
The NASCAR Speed
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2025 Vintage: The NFL in London & Madrid
Why was the league so "International"? Because Roger Goodell deci...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Alcaraz-Sinner Era
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44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition
In 1998, sports were epic, controversial, and completely obsessed...read more »
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2025 Archive: The NBA Expansion Rumors
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2025 Vintage: The Adrian Newey "Aston Martin" Debut
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45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition
In 1996, sports were flashy, loud, and larger than life. From Muh...read more »
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