Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this app?
Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2010 New Decade Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.