“Does this beer have wheat?” “It’s a Hefeweizen, Steve. It’s 90% wheat.” “Oh, then I’ll have the pizza instead.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Horse Question
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The Roman Drink
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The Bear Patience
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!