Attack of the Clones: Why did Anakin hate sand? Because in 2002, George Lucas decided that “it’s coarse and rough and irritating” was a better pick-up line than anything James Bond ever said.
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🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: A Minecraft Movie
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39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & The Floss” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The "Conclave" Hype
Why were we watching white smoke? Because after 12 years, the se...read more »
40 Celebrity Jokes: The 1996 “Spice Up Your Life” Edition
In 1996, the world was obsessed with "Girl Power," a dancing baby...read more »
The Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman Split
When Tom and Nicole divorced, Nicole’s famous quote became the pu...read more »
2024 Classic: The Paris Olympics (Yusuf Dikeç)
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38 Celebrity Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Glitters” Edition
In 1998, the world was obsessed with asteroids hitting Earth, a b...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Subway "Yoga" Lady
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In 2017, the world was spinning—mostly because everyone had a fid...read more »
The Michael Jackson Mystery
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
This site is very exciting!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.